I went home to College Park on Thursday night so I could see if I was eligible to be a part of Meryl’s friend’s study. Free EKG - it was awesome. But I didn’t pass the requirements for the study so I got $50 and went home. My mom and Brittany went in together for my birthday gift - a new iPod touch. My Creativ mp3 player died last month and I’ve been living off of burned mp3 cds. But now i have an iPod with a sythesizer on it - so everything is going to be okay. I came back to 4610 1/2 for Cory and My joint birthday party - twin themed. Everyone had to dress like someone else. Cory was my twin but he kept changing! And I ran out of clothes that matched his. We had an ipod off - everyone contributed their ipods and we played music and sang really loud. I, true to form, played some downer music, made jokes no one got, and played songs no one knew but I expected them to. Now I’m gonna play a zombie video game on my iTouch. Portable video games? Zombies? Yes, please. Not like I dont have 5 other portable video game systems. Not the same. I cant shake those video games to shuffle to the next rare Sonic Youth track no one has heard of.

-Zombie Hunter Gallimore, out!